第6部分(第2/7 页)

　more　puzzled　than　ever　as　he

slipped　into　a　sweaty；　troubled　sleep。

To　be　or　not　to　be　。　。　。　gay？that　is　the　question。

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hey　people！

You　know　what　they　say　about　New　York？it？s　the　city　that　never　sleeps　。　。　。　and　neither　do　I。　Not

when　there？s　this　much　good　gossip　to　keep　me　up　at　night！　Okay；　and　there　may　have　been　that

little　end…of…summer　bash　at　One　keeping　me　out　till　the　wee　hours　last　night；　but　it？s　all　in　service

toyou　。　I？ll　have　to　trade　my　snakeskin　Jimmy　Choo　stilettos　for　Gucci　leather　riding　boots　soon

enough；　so　now？s　the　time　to　stay　out　late；　dance　with　a　gorgeous　stranger；　and；　most　importantly；

expose　as　much　bare；　sweaty　flesh　as　possible。　And　the　same　goes　for　you　girls　and　boys？as　if　you

need　a　reminder！

hollywood　shuffle

This　morning；　as　I　was　walking　to　fetch　my　skinny　vanilla　latte　and　natural…grain　bagel；　I

couldn？t　help　but　notice　that　a　certain　very　blond　actress？s　picture　has　been　plasteredeverywhere

overnight？bus　stops；　the　sides　of　buildings。　That？s　right；　our　very　ownS　is　poised　to　bee　a

major　Hollywood　star？not　that　we　ever　doubted　it　for　a　second。S　is　being　touted　as　a　fair…haired；

modern…day　Audrey　Hepburn。　And　that　means；　cats　and　kittens；　that　we？ll　soon　be　purring

contentedly　as　we　gaze　up　atS　？s　celestial　face　on　the　big　screen。　Either　that；　or　we？ll　be　clawing

our　plush　velvet　seats　in　envy。　。　。　。

The　word　on　the　street　is　that；　due　to　p